Ain't nothin pretty about it

As I'm going balls out on the elliptical, I imagine myself running in the treadmill in front of me. All thin and sexy. Tight little yoga pants, long blonde hair in a pony, iPod strapped to my arm rockin' 80's hair metal and my cute new little Nike's on. I get a huge smile on my face as I imagine posting my working out before pic, hid in the basement of Nash and my running through the park IN PUBLIC after pic.

So...I snap a pic of myself as I'm thumping away on the elliptical. Oh Lord it's awful. But...I've promised real truth here, all of me. So as you can see, ain't nothin' pretty about it. Horrible angle I will admit. Have on my long sleeve Bears t-shirt, cut off sweats and really need to shave my legs. When I was done I was shaking so flippin' bad. Couldn't hold my water bottle to take a drink. The same hot 20 something year old that was jogging in front of me, who's pants kept falling down, was staring at this cute little 20 something in HER tight little yoga pants. I stepped in front of her and he craned around to still see her and at first it hurt my feelings. But then I thought of it.

When I'm the skinny bitch in her tight yoga pants you're gonna stare at MY ass, and guess what...when I step off the treadmill I'll hand you this picture of me. Remember that fat 40 year old that was nothing more than in your way...well so do I. She wanted me to give you a message...