
CONFESSION: I put on a scarf to hide my huge turkey neck. I cheated. There will be a full body pic of me, bikini syle, with my measurements and other stats in a couple days. So for now, I'm puttin on a scarf people!
Is this picture doctor'd? Yes, I covered up a zit. Title is all "all of me" so I stopped at a pimple. I'm thinking acne is bad like this when you're overweight. If I'm going to have the skin of a 15 year old...how 'bout the body to boot! I mean seriously.
Looking at this pic, I realize how much I miss my eyelids. The first thing loved ones notice when I've lost weight...I have eyelids. One of the reasons I don't smile out loud...pushes up my chubby cheeks and then my eyes squint shut. I hate it.
I can't remember the last time I allowed my pic to be taken. I'm always the one BEHIND the camera. Missing from a good number of family events, you would never know I was there. Cartoon's for profile picture's on facebook or better yet an old one from forever ago where I was thin. Loved ones have been warned to never post a current pic of me, when they do I better not be tagged in it!
Video camera? Only if you want to eat it! No one runs fast than I do when a video camera comes out and no one ducks faster than I do when a camera pops out. I love that rule of thumb that tall people stand in the back. Ya, that's it, I'm in the back because I'm tall!
One of the commitments I've made to myself is to get in front of the camera and #2 to put them up in public.
OH MEIN GOTT MIR HELFEN!
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